Saddo

It might be hard to find any human being on earth more lazy than I am. Seriously.

I am just finishing a five day holiday (the kiddies are in exams until Wednesday), and I decided to take stock of what I did during my break.

1. I did 2 loads of laundry (only out of necessity because I was down to 0 underwear)
2. I got groceries (again, necessity. I had even used up my dusty old bags of lentils)
3. I slept, a lot.
4. Spent unnecessary amounts of time burning and organizing DVDs
5. ...

See?

And with my fabulous friend coming to visit, (known hereafter as Malaga, cuz that's where she's from) I had plans to clean my apartment up New Year's style. This place was meant to be as spotless as a shinto shrine by the time she gets here on Thursday. Instead, I see dust bunnies tangoing across my hardwood floors. Dammit.

Why am I so lazy?!? Curse me.

Oh yeah, I painted my nails. Cuz, you know, that's more important than the pile of dishes that are waiting for me in the sink.